Wednesday, 16 May 2012

Jokes



Why i Hate C.I.D?

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho .. lolxxx

         
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  Mere gher ki chat per agaye hein badal 
              Wah Wah Wah 

  Mere gher ki chat per agaye hein badal 

     yei share falto hei mat parho pagal

            Haaa Haaa Haaa

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Ek larka larki sey ......

Tumhari zulfoon mei kho janei ko dil chahta hey

Larki vig utar ker....

Dekho kal wapas dey deina university bhi jana hey

Larka ......OOO Tery ....Ganji......HAhahahahahhha

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Hastey rahein khush rahein umeed hei pasand aya 

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