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If you marry one woman,

 If you marry one woman,
 She will fight with you.
 But, if you marry 2 women,
 They will fight for you.
 Think different.
 Add wife, have life :p

When a Guy does Something Wrong...

When a Guy does Something Wrong...
 Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
 Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
 Girl : I can't believe you did this.
 Boy : I'm Sorry..:-)
 When a Girl does Something Wrong...
 Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
 Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
 Boy : I can't believe you did this.
 Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
 Boy : I'm Sorry..:-)

UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS”

A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl
After 1 year of tough life with Her,
Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:
“UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS”
The smart father-in-law Replied:
1 year Warranty has been expired!
So Manufacturer is not responsible.  

Someone Asked Shakespeare

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is
Younger,Either Sunday Or
Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In
Age..."
Love Has No Age.

Hahahahaha

Larka Rishte K Liye Larki K Ghar Gaya,
Larki K Walid Saab: Beta Kia Naam Hai?
Larka: Ji .. Faraz
Walid: Mashallah! Kitni Education Hai?
Larka: Ji MBA Kiya Hai
Walid: Bahot Khoob! Kahan Rehty Ho?
Larka: Ji Gulshan Town Mai
Walid: Mashallah Mashallah! Kya Krty Ho?
Larka: Ji Wapda Me Job Krta Hn
Walid: Uth Begairat Teri Waja Se Mai Kal Apni 
Begum Ki Shalwar Pehan k Nikal Gya Tha Wo Bhi Ulti 

Why PAKISTAN is in Crises?

Why PAKISTAN is in Crises?

.

.

Because

5% Boys are Busy in Study
3% in Job
Only 2% are Playing Hockey, Chess, Tennis, Cricket
&
The Other 90% are Busy in Playing "JANU JANU"
.
G janu
Hukam janu
Gulaam hazir janu
Aa jao na janu
Bachey mai palunga janu
Mai mar jaunga janu
Janu janu....uffff...